And now you know and knowing is half the battle according to G. I. Joe

If you get really drunk and eat an entire two pound box of shrimp scampii you will have such bad diarrea from the mix that you WILL walk around gingerly the next day from the dreaded over wiping. (How I am not horribly obese I will never know, when prompted I can litterally put down like 7000 calories or so in a day no problem.)