Todays lesson brought to you by the letter A

I'm tired of people assuming shit about me because of my personal appearance, my demeanor, my attitude, etc. Yes thats right guy that knows the irrigation system at work. I picked up half your knowledge base in two season there. You've been there since when? 89? I don't look like the reading type? You do look like the creepy fifty something guy that lives with his mom and talks incessantly about caving and cars. Hey look Jay 1, Alan 0. Asshole.