Just a random thought. Once you break free of dealing with everyone elses expectations and do your own thing happiness will be much easier to attain. I know this is a break from my normal postings but just think about it.

one more thing

While taking a piss i realized that post just defeated world terrorism. I just kicked terrrorisms ass like it was a rocky montage. Rocky>terrorism. Just like that now that terrorism is defeated

In case you were wondering

For any of you that ever thought, is it ok to sit around smoking blunts and drinking coors light on christmas eve. Yes, yes it is, and its your patriotic duty. Doing this is like punching a foreigner in the mouth, while blaring jimmy hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner, wearing zuba pants with an american flag logo, fuck yeah. Fuck jesus christmas is about america not christianity and if you dont believe me you're either a muslim and or terrorist. (Probably both) I'm doing my part to fight terrorism by doing this so there. AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

You ever

Have you ever gotten so high that you start to think about what if your memories really aren't your's that they were just put there by your brain telling you that it happened and because you think it's true then it must be? I gotta start smoking more or less these are my every day thoughts that keep my up at night.

you be the judge

Is it just me or does this band sound like eric clapton and elevator muzak fucked and had this bastard? Is it just me or is this stuff just good enough to really quickly become annoying or is it good? I'm up in the air, you be the judge i guess.

on heroine weed and beer

You ever notice that the first argument a pot head says on legalization is whens the last time a stoner hit his significant other? Well whens the last time a heroine junkie hit his significant other? But jay junkies dont have S/o's... Who gives a shit i just want to beat a homeless guy.

use this product

Just in case your like everybody else on the planet and wondered what Jim Henson did before the muppets struck it big, I have your answer and video evidence that it's better to a coffee drinking muppet then a shot in the face muppet but i digress. Heres the video

meth... good or bad? You judge

I'm a little confused is this ad supposed be for or against meth?

my easily amused son

dbob 2

I wish i was half as cool or amused by things like my son is with a blanket

Whats are the pro's and cons of being a woman? Lets start with the cons.n 1 you nag. 2 you whine. 3 you bitch. 4 your crotch bleeds. 5 Everything is cute. 6 You like stupid small dogs. 7 You have the attention span of a raccoon(Is that something shiney!?) 8 You act like catty bitches to each other. 9 You have no sense of pride that a man would be caught dead with. 10. Paris hilton is part of your sex not mine
Now the pros. 1 You have a vagina i like vagina's. As a matter of fact i would like to eat one right now.