damned midgets

Where are all the regular nine to five midgets? Ever notice if you see a midget It's a porn, serving drinks at a bar, or wrestling? I wish i was a goddamned midget then the gates of heaven would magically open and i would be flooded with a sea of diseased porn star poon. Ahh if only i had the genetic mishmash to have the weird stubby sausage fingers and the giant echolocation forehead. Thats the key to success people Those dirty tiny bastards try and make YOU feel guilty? Oh no now that they have been exposed we must unite and make them become wage slaves like the rest of us instead of pint sized drink servers. Viva la revolucion